- Being stranded (3 hours from home)
- Camping in Utah
- Breaking the law to build a fire in our fire pit so we didn't starve
- Riding a motorcycle more than five minutes (22 hours twice in one week)
- Have semi-paralysis
- Be present for Chris's birthday
- Go cliff diving
- Play on a rope swing
- Know someone in the Olympics
- Backflip on a regular trampoline
- Jump on a mattress outside
- Grow out my "facial hair" more than two days
- Had the wind blow my door closed and locked my keys in the car (while it was raining and I was in the canyon)
- Rear-ended by a semi
- Sleeping on the side of the road
- Attending someone else's family reunion
- Tree fell across the road in front of me (luckily I was on a motorcycle and could traverse the obstacle)
- Was asked what the second button on my car door opener did. I said I'd never known. The next day I accidentally hit it on my way to work and it set off my roommate's car! [no affect on mine]
- Asked myself "Why don't kids ever say they want to grow up to be Santa Claus?"
- Thought twice about the Willie Wanka and the Chocolate Factory quote "No one ever goes in. No one ever comes out." (Chris's reaction - well, duh!)
- Thought of a new slogan for the Marines - "The few; the proud; the prideful few"
- Been told "Don't ask questions you don't know the answer to." "Don't talk with your mouth open." "Don't chew with your mouth full." (Thank you Greg)
- First time I've ever wanted someone to fail in their career
- Playing angry birds and earned three stars on all stages
I don't give a hoot
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