Friday, March 8, 2013

Homesick

Sometimes I become homesick, or just Utahsick.
Like when NOT NOW!





Sunny in the valley, no precipitation, but there were looming storm clouds to the North. As we approached Brighton, we ran into the snow. A blizzard of large flakes welcomed our arrival! We believe they may have closed down the road behind us for a while, because for the first ~ two hours there were not any other people arriving at the mountain which was odd. However, the first hour was spent on one run because Greg decided to venture off the trail and then had to take a 30 minute hike from the lake where he ended up, back to the trail. It snowed 12-14" of fresh powder while we were there!! Excellent for blasting down the steep slopes and a FUN FUN FUN day with Greg! Ski trips with Greg always have their memories = )

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This is what they are teaching me in my soccer class
 





And finally, some words from the wise


Thursday, February 28, 2013

Game Day



This is where I am right now. What am I doing? Sleeping on cement in a tent.  It’s cold and dark most of the day, but we want front row seats to the basketball game. Why? I’m a college kid and college kids are crazy. I have yet to stay overnight for a game so I thought it would be fun and what better game to camp for than against Gonzaga #2 in the nation. We set up Tuesday night and almost 48 hours later the game is about to begin!


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'Did you hear #1 Indiana got upset last night?'
'How come?' - Jon

Balancing Shampoo

Balancing Shampoo

Skiers paradise garage
Halloween can be year round
I've always dreamed about this on planes. Why haven't they come out with this sooner?



Sunday, February 24, 2013

Aftermath

"Remember that guy who gave up? Neither does anyone else."

Got my claws on a few of the Tough Mudder pictures that were taken of me. Now I can do before/after shots = )

Before

 

During

Kiss of Mud
Arctic Enema
Walk the Plank

After

This was once a leg

Mud


Drive Home

71331

Newest Member
Truly an outrage! Haha


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-"I know what my phone number is now."
  "What is it?"
  "I don't remember." - Scruff

-"Ooh, someone's perfume smells gooood!"
  "There's no one around. That's J-Dawgs."
  "...oh... you're right!" - Linh

-"Why not just kill them? I'LL do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. HOW IS THIS A BAD PLAN?"- The Count of Monte Cristo

-"Shut up you stupid smartphone" - Randy

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Fuzz


Until Thursday I had only had a few run-ins with the cops. Most of them were alright, a few of them were rude encounters. Thursday was my first time being pulled over. I was on my way to Logan to visit my brother, a trip I've taken many times, and one canyon in particular he told me to take at 60 mph where the speed limit was 60. I was going 58 mph on a downhill stretch and being passed by two cars going ~5-10 mph faster. I was in the right lane and not even going 60 because I knew I could get pulled over for 61 mph. On came the lights from the cop car. I pulled over to let him pass and he came up behind me, wasted my time, yadda yadda. "Do you know what the speed limit is?" "60" "I clocked you at 74. That's speeding." Since I haven't been pulled over before I didn't know my place to tell him he was wrong, so I just sat through all his crap about how he was going to be nice and write me a ticket for only going 10 over. He was about 70 years old and it was 9:00 p.m. I'm surprised he could drive. When I pulled into Logan my brother told me he had a ticket a little earlier for "74 in a 60" (same place) and he was driving at 63.
Is this considered armed robbery?
From this stupid $90 gesture of one policeman I have gone from impartial on the subject of hating/liking cops to thinking they are ridiculous. This is a bit extreme, but so is pulling someone over who is going 2 mph under the speed limit and telling them they're going 16 mph faster than they were while cars were passing them.
All respect you ever owned has been lost.







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"Stealing my identity would be like accidentally kidnapping a retard."
BOGO = Buy one get one. They had better give you one! Why not BOGT? Now THAT is an actual deal. So many people fall for this one.
"You're a wizard Harry." "Yeah, and you're a hairy wizard?"


 

 

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

This is the New Year

"This is the New Year" from my friend Ian Axel

Now is the time to create 'New Year's Resolutions' (really, I hope to do most of these before I graduate in April)

1. Read 12 books
2. Watch one TV series start to finish
3. Bench press 200lbs
4. 120 pushups
5. Dunk a volleyball (or increase my vertical 6" if I am too white)
6. Run 100 miles (26.2 at a time)
7. Run a sub-5:49 mile (my 8th grade record)
8. Bike 200 miles
9. Learn calligraphy

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In other news

Happy New Year

RJ and me 20 years from now