Aftermath

"Remember that guy who gave up? Neither does anyone else."

Got my claws on a few of the Tough Mudder pictures that were taken of me. Now I can do before/after shots = )

Before

 

 

During

Kiss of Mud

Arctic Enema

Walk the Plank

After

This was once a leg

Mud

Drive Home

71331

Newest Member

 

Truly an outrage! Haha

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-"I know what my phone number is now."

  "What is it?"

  "I don't remember." - Scruff

-"Ooh, someone's perfume smells gooood!"

  "There's no one around. That's J-Dawgs."

  "...oh... you're right!" - Linh

-"Why not just kill them? I'LL do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. HOW IS THIS A BAD PLAN?"- The Count of Monte Cristo

-"Shut up you stupid smartphone" - Randy

Fuzz

Until Thursday I had only had a few run-ins with the cops. Most of them were alright, a few of them were rude encounters. Thursday was my first time being pulled over. I was on my way to Logan to visit my brother, a trip I've taken many times, and one canyon in particular he told me to take at 60 mph where the speed limit was 60. I was going 58 mph on a downhill stretch and being passed by two cars going ~5-10 mph faster. I was in the right lane and not even going 60 because I knew I could get pulled over for 61 mph. On came the lights from the cop car. I pulled over to let him pass and he came up behind me, wasted my time, yadda yadda. "Do you know what the speed limit is?" "60" "I clocked you at 74. That's speeding." Since I haven't been pulled over before I didn't know my place to tell him he was wrong, so I just sat through all his crap about how he was going to be nice and write me a ticket for only going 10 over. He was about 70 years old and it was 9:00 p.m. I'm surprised he could drive. When I pulled into Logan my brother told me he had a ticket a little earlier for "74 in a 60" (same place) and he was driving at 63.
Is this considered armed robbery?
From this stupid $90 gesture of one policeman I have gone from impartial on the subject of hating/liking cops to thinking they are ridiculous. This is a bit extreme, but so is pulling someone over who is going 2 mph under the speed limit and telling them they're going 16 mph faster than they were while cars were passing them.
All respect you ever owned has been lost.

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"Stealing my identity would be like accidentally kidnapping a retard."
BOGO = Buy one get one. They had better give you one! Why not BOGT? Now THAT is an actual deal. So many people fall for this one.
"You're a wizard Harry." "Yeah, and you're a hairy wizard?"


 

 

This is the New Year

"This is the New Year" from my friend Ian Axel

Now is the time to create 'New Year's Resolutions' (really, I hope to do most of these before I graduate in April)

1. Read 12 books

2. Watch one TV series start to finish

3. Bench press 200lbs

4. 120 pushups

5. Dunk a volleyball (or increase my vertical 6" if I am too white)

6. Run 100 miles (26.2 at a time)

7. Run a sub-5:49 mile (my 8th grade record)

8. Bike 200 miles

9. Learn calligraphy

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In other news

Happy New Year

RJ and me 20 years from now

All my aliases

I've been told that I look or act like a few famous people/movie characters and I decided to compile them into one.
1 - Wart (Sword in the Stone)

Wart

2 - Peter Pan

Peter Pan

 
3 - Andrew Garfield (Peter Parker The Amazing Spider-Man)

Andrew Garfield

4 - Kirby Heyborne

Kirby Heyborne

5 -  Nick Jonas (Jonas Brothers)

Nick Jonas

 6 - Aaron Tveit (Enjolras Les Misérables)

Aaron Tveit

7 - Merlin (Colin Morgan - British TV Show) "I would be the American version"

8 - Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)

Here is my brother, Art Garfunkel. I had to since I have been told I look like a 'Garfield'

 

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"I got an 84%. (lightbulb over head) THAT MEANS I ONLY MISSED 8!!"  - Derek (same brother) after just barely coming out of a 100 question marketing final. Good thing it wasn't a math exam!

Speaking of marketing. This is some great advertising!!

 and look at all these benefit! (NO S. only one, and they're just minimizing their losses)

"Shut up you stupid smart phone" - Uncle Randy

Braille at the drive-up ATM. What will they think of next?

 

Since when do stairs get their own room number???

Hulk Smash

Zombie Kid Cake

  

Swimming in the Sky

Finally I am able to post this video and pictures. For his 30th birthday, Junior decided to fall thousands of feet out of a plane. I'm glad I jumped with a kid my age and not some hairy old man. He agreed to do a backflip out of the plane with me! 

Very sorry this is so choppy! The video portion of my camera is not very videoy.

Then there's the serious stuff from this last month

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Like the time when my brother bought 2 1/2 lbs originally $4.50 on Sale for $7.50

The same brother: "That sounds like it's coming from his... what do you call it? Asparagus?" (esophagus) 

"I always try to sing that song but I never know the words."
"Did one of you let one go or is that just my breath?" (just woke up on a car ride and we were driving by a farm)

Junior practicing being an in-jail model

Overstuffed Asian Teddy Bear

Descriptive

 

Happy Thanksgiving!